self-explanatory!!
Power to turn things into gold by touch.
Including your own body parts
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The ability to stop pooping for three days.
Clear anyone of debt just by thinking it.
Their debt transfers to you.
And then to you…
And then to an orphan somewhere. You monster.
The debt alwaye gets randomly assigned to another person
I can obtain any super power just by thinking about it.
The ability to think is lost
Good ol’ invisibility
You need to wear a ring to use it, and undead monsters hunting for the ring will instantly know where you are. It may or may not have a mind of its own convincing you to never part ways with it.
This sounds like my kind of movie.
Can probably make a trilogy out of it… maybe even a franchise.
I can reverse any moderator actions.
You’re an admin on reddit
The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.
It only works if you touch it with your penis.
Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
Omnipotence
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Well, no one’s said shapeshifting yet
But anyone within 50 miles with the same zodiac sign turns into a chicken
This is acceptable. I love chicken and hate Ted Cruz
The ability to talk to animals
You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
