New car for the wife. Something flashy and fun that she would never buy for herself since the Toyota probably won’t die for at least another 10 years.

“if you are being compelled to unlock it” What kind of world are we living in? I feel awful for the kids of today.

God Bless The USA aka I’m Proud to be an American.

Stick your jingoistic crap squarely…

This is like some bizzaro 90’s sitcom. “Quick, I need your help to not poop for 3 days! No time to explain!”