Just in case, the bidet type they were describing attaches to the toilet directly. No waddling required.

I’m also not sure about you but when it comes time to dry for me it’s 1 “normal use” wipe. Maybe it’s a matter of aiming the water so you’re not splashing all over yourself? Could also be that (by the sounds of it) you have the full scale bidet where you’re meant to dry with a towel? I don’t really know much about those ones.

When I Google this the general consensus is that the torturers were part of an extremist group in the Ukraine and Maxyms death was not sanctioned by the Ukraine govt or anything like that. I haven’t looked deeply though so please educate me if the sources behind that storyline are untrustworthy for any reason.

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