The deer one is chronic wasting disease

For anyone that hasn’t seen this, it’s the best SNL sketch in years https://youtu.be/jDF6SuYmqBM?si=4I-27_8ZaaH9Dado

Oh, fucking finally

Self sealing stem bolts

Also make sure you remove the SD card before removing the back cover. You’ll snap it in half if you don’t

“One water. Room temperature.”

They were at war!

They actually both shot on the Paramount lot next to each other. It made it really easy for cameos and such

Filthy spoonheads

I got a deal on the book Pickled Pantry and it has fun stuff like this for your future perusing

I like your gumption, son. How would you like to come work for me at my company?

And all it cost was the self respect of one (1) starfleet officer

Great book. I remember where I was and what I was doing when I read sections of that book for the first time. It really leaves a mark on you and no im not being clever

Man, imagine imploding in a vacuum. Now THATS a fuckup

-Mark Twain