I’m just going to throw a random thought into the mess. The balloons would be moving. Essentially, they would be vibrating from all the micro bumps. I think either the electrostatic energy or the heat generated by friction would pop balloons more readily than the weight itself.

Source: mostly guessing.

It’s not crew vs actor. It’s the whole Hollywood working class vs executives who pander to Wall Street and VCs.

Neither of those are really jobs.

What if you just like getting dicked, but don’t like being on camera? Seems like an alright gig.