That’s a very ugly vehicle…

What’s “omnipotent oranges”?..

I’m in Mexico at the moment and my first car was manual transmission. I didn’t know how to drive manual when I bought it, so I just learned on the fly.

I don’t use loofahs 'cause my privates and asscrack don’t like it…

How are you supposed to thoroughly clean your butthole?

Same here, I use a washcloth. When I was single, I always used just soap but then I got marries and the wifey forced me to use a washcloth. I’m divorced now and continue with the washcloth ritual.

I answered the wrong thread, maybe I’m getting drunk?

Same here, uBlock on Firefox with my desktop. On mobile you should try youtube ReVanced.

How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.