That would really singe the altar boys’ asshole.

They should give a couple countries the power to veto the vetos as part of the checks and balances.

It’s called jumping the fart.

When you see the entire justice system turning into a dry popcorn fart for the rich and powerful it does that to a society that can barely afford groceries.

I think they’re pretty good actually!

Mr. Hand Lotion, eh?

Two pumps and a squirt.

I’m not putting my dick anywhere a $60/hr escort.

Harry Potter.

I did.

My nipples harden as I flick them.

What about running up the stairs?

What?

They didn’t call World War One World War One during World War One?

Freaking out at the people who are about to serve you food isn’t a great idea.

No, not all of us.

Just the trump voters and anyone who sat the election out.

Because they’re as bad.

I’m sorry I’m too dumb to understand this.

Can you explain it a bit better?

Anyone who throws out clown emojis is a clown themselves.

It’s the internet rule 42069.

It makes perfect sense coming from you.

If voting wasn’t important than republicans wouldn’t make it so hard to do.

What if you’re wearing them over your pants?

What if you’re wearing boxers?

The fourth picture is legitimately badass.