How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

Yes that’s the one. Somehow they get Arnold yelling about bombs and choppers into a xmas movie. Classic.

What’s the one with Arnold and Sinbad?

You do seem talented at expressing yourself in writing. Something there worth exploring?

We do not discuss it with outsiders.

Typical Windows security holes

I feel like I did when Bill Bailey was on an episode of Dr Who. This was made just for me.

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

For me its like a constant cold symptom. Runny or stuffy nose, sneeze attacks, swelling and redness, stuff everyone gets when they get sick.

2 specific pills per day keeps it under control most of the time. Some days nothing can save me. I had to try so many different medicines to finally find what works for me. My stuff doesn’t work for my sister. You’ll just have to try stuff until something works, like an episode of House M.D.

Are you being a big baby? I dunno man, everybody has their struggles. I’ve had my whole life to become numb to this problem. Maybe you’re just not used to it?

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

You and the thong both make good points

Seems like a pants problem

Johnson!

They will get their revenge

Why not send an Exocomp or two into the tube of death?

The year was 1990. A kid stole my WWF ring and wrestlers. I will never forgive or forget.

The Co-Main Event Stuff You Should Know Space Nuts Joy

Fly on the Wall, Smartless, and WTF, but only when they have interesting guests.

Believe You Me and Morning Kombat, but only when I’m in the right head space.

This better not awaken something in me

No… Eat… I…