akai

Darmok, his cheekbones high

Damnit Jim! I’m a doctor, not a Swedish disco popstar!

It speaks volumes, just like Morn

Those are fuck lights

But only one says you have a tiny penis

The last thing I want is to give Melon Husk access to my bank account

Only 8 hours?! What am I supposed to do the rest of the time?!

People seems to be under the impression that freedom of speech means freedom from consequences, that you’re free to spout all sorts of hateful nonsense and not have to deal with the hurt they cause.

You mean ‘TurdLife’?

Switcheroo