El Barto

I’m not lightening the mood; I’m just stating a fact. Some cells billions of years ago started producing this very highly toxic, very highly poisonous gas that killed 99% of everything that was living back then on Earth. That gas spread everywhere. It was horrible. Death everywhere. Did the world end? Nope. New life adapted and thrived. The gas was oxygen.

Now it seems like it will be CO2. Produced by carbon-based organisms, like those oxygen-producing assholes of a distant past. And I, just like the universe, say, “eh… it happens.”

But more to the point - naaaaah, the world will be fine. Humans ain’t going nowhere. We’re what, 8 billion already? That’s 8 million of millions of people. Some of us will just move underground, or to the poles. But chances are, we’ll fix this issue before it becomes a human extinction event.

Of human-habitable world, you mean.

Imagine if the dinosaurs had newspapers back then: “THE WORLD IS ENDING!!” And mammals be like “lol”

Ditto. Thanks!

Why is this YSK material?

Plus we can like both.

Yup! Three dots, but the second menu doesn’t have undo either.

It’s gotta be it, man.

I see an identical menu minus the undo. Fail. Oh well.

What phone do you have?

Well fuck me! Mine doesn’t have that. Do you have a Pixel?

Got it. Thanks.

I was referring to the “so unusable” part. But ok.

What makes it unusable?

And instead of saying “let’s twit about it,” you say “let’s osm about it!”

Such an unhelpful comment.

Let’s see if that’s true.

Nope. Couldn’t find it.

Not saying you’re lying, but it’s not available on my version of gboard.

Other than*

OP just said it. Because 50% of the time they gave them a compact/full size car for the price of a compact.

Oh.

The gas companies. Don’t want to buy gas anymore? Don’t go to the gas station. No contract needed.

In other words, you make sure you clean your body well.

Edit: but to add to your point, what I do is wash my armpits, then smell them. Is there still a teeny tiny smell left? Rinse and repeat. As many times as needed. Three, four even five times. Until they smell undoubtedly clean.

Plus reddit used to be fun. I remember thinking at the end of the day, “I’ll browse reddit until I read something that makes me laugh out hard” and withing 15-20 minutes, I was laughing my ass off.

Nowadays it’s pure doom and gloom bullshit.