Ever heard of wix or squarespace? I think there is your reason these apps don’t exist anymore.

Sounds hard If you can’t hook into the neighbours stove or hood. Maybe detect if the hood of the neighbors is turned on through a windspeed sensor (these things that rotate). TBH this sound like you should just fix the mechanism/back flow valve that restricts the airflow coming in if your hood is turned off.

The anniversary sanctions package. Sounds like a good time

I guess that’s what happens if you call everything smaller than a Hummer “death machine”

Isn’t even the steam deck Linux nowadays?