Surely their huge stacks of money will protect them from the bullets, right? Right???

The Blood Bond saga. I’m just so genuinely baffled as to how the everloving f*ck it has such high ratings. By the time I was halfway through the first book I was hate-reading it. Pushed myself to finish the whole saga because it was so bad it made me feel comparatively good about myself and my life decisions. I now have zero doubts that anyone in this world can become a published author, including me. But also, this has me seriously worried that ANYONE in this world can become a published author… including me :/

White people have a rich history of pairing things that don’t belong to be eaten together. (see: ham banana hollandaise)