January 20, 2021

Joe,

Well, Joe, you made it. A lot of people said you wouldn’t. Frankly, I’m surprised, but here we are. You know, this job—it’s not easy. People don’t understand. They think they know, but they have no idea. Believe me, it’s the toughest job in the world. I did it better than anyone ever has, that I can tell you. People say it all the time. But now it’s your turn. Let’s see what you’ve got.

You’re going to learn quickly, Joe. The media? They’ll love you at first. They’re on your side now, we all know that, OK? They never treated me fairly. It was a witch hunt from day one. Fake news—nonstop. But here’s the thing: they’ll turn on you too. Trust me, they always do. And when they do, you’ve got to be ready. They’re not your friends, Joe. They never were.

Let’s talk about the swamp. You know it’s bad, I know it’s bad—everybody knows it’s bad. But it’s worse than you think. Much worse. They’ll smile to your face and stab you in the back. I cleaned a lot of it up—did an incredible job, by the way—but you’ve got to watch out. You’ve been here 47 years, but I don’t think you’ve seen what I’ve seen. Be strong, Joe. You’re going to need to be stronger than you’ve ever been.

America First, Joe. Always. I rebuilt this country. Best economy in history. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it. Record jobs, record stock market, and then—boom—the China virus hit. Total disaster. But we handled it amazingly. You’re inheriting something great, don’t mess it up. People love America First, Joe. You’d better not forget that. The radical left—they’ll try to pull you away from it. Don’t let them do it. They’ll ruin everything. Believe me, they’re bad news. Very bad news.

And here’s the thing: they’ll tell you to undo everything we did—big mistake. Huge. The military? I rebuilt it. Our trade deals? Best deals we’ve ever had. You don’t want to go back to the old way. It was a disaster before me. Total disaster. Keep what works, Joe, even if they tell you not to. They won’t admit it, but they know I was right. Everybody knows it.

Anyway, Joe, good luck. You’re gonna need it. We’ll see what happens, right? A lot of people are watching. And you never know, maybe I’ll be back in 2024. People are talking about it. A lot of people.

Donald J. Trump
45th President of the United States

P.S. Don’t let Kamala take over. I hear she’s already measuring the drapes. Sad!

Edit: forgot to mention that this is not the real letter. Obviously.

But but… Sanctions aren’t working ?

I never said I trusted Modi…

Also, I haven’t seen any gigantic protests in India against financially supporting Russia’s attempts to invade and colonize other countries.

I guess it’s ok as long as it’s not BRICS countries getting colonized… Good to know.

Modi tells Zelenskiy he is ready to work ‘as a friend’ to bring about peace deal

So this is how India is Ukraine’s friend to bring about peace?

Still spineless

Soldiers have the means to fight back. A bully avoids victims that can fight back…

The Russian economy is booming so much that conscripts have multiple uniform designs and color combinations to choose from!

The Russian economy is booming. Who cares about a little oil on fire when you got all them rubles to burn for heating houses in winter?

Russian workers are not needed since the Russian economy is booming!

Putin and his faithful tankies told us so a couple of months ago, so this is just fake media!

Oh the irony…

“I would be grateful for the explanation how intentionally targeting civilians serves the goal of disrupting attacks on Ukrainian territory, given the fact that there were no military objects or infrastructure in the area,” he [Dmitry Polyanskiy, Russia’s Deputy U.N. Ambassador] said.

Holy crap! Tell me that you’ve been sleeping under a rock for the last 3 years without saying that you’ve been sleeping under a rock for the last 3 years…

If you’re getting excessive sweaty hands when wearing nitrile gloves, thyroid problems isn’t the most likely cause…

Both are CL 19 do you should be fine.

This is awesome. Didn’t know there were ESP32 with integrated e-ink screens.

I still miss a cheap ESP32 device that can run on an18650 or two for a longer period.

Unable to understand and/or admit that both sides can be bad. It’s ok to admit the “your team” did some nasty shit and it doesn’t in any way cancel out what the other “team” did.

Also, Winning an argument doesn’t in any way make you a winner. Actually, an argument that someone “won” often doesn’t lead to a change for the better or even make anyone convinced that your arguments were valid.

Yet another sign of the Russian economy boo…aaah f**k… I can’t even…

At this point it’s just depressing how tankies continue to defend Russia, essentially claiming everything’s fine and dandy in Russia, when Russia is sending their own people to the front lines in death traps like this.

Dear president Putin, We see this as a very reasonable deal. Will you join president Zelenskyj for a ceremonial signing at Oude Waalsdorperweg 10 tomorrow?

South Africa and BRICS will stand up and demand that Putin will be taken to ICC any day now…

This will do nothing! Why would anyone trade USD and EUR on the Moscow Exchange when there’s RUB!

Everyone knows that the Russian economy is booming!

My comment was about the enforcement of the law historically in other conflicts than Ukraine.

They are on to you…