quixoticWoodpecker@mander.xyztoNonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•"Unidentified"? More like "Don't ask, don't tell"English
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1 year agoAlien drunk drivers 👽🍺
Alien drunk drivers 👽🍺
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics.
I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.
They said welcome aboard.
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother’s journal.