The states can’t even agree on hot dogs and pizza. A meal representing everyone could feed a neighborhood. (And if you do make it, invite me!)

Loving it! The iPhone apps are still rough or buggy, but even in the few weeks I’ve been here, they’ve come a long way. I expect great things X

Also, the beans were a nice touch. I needed some good laughs.

Slower? Have you not seen all the beans? Maybe that’s just my feed.

The apps are still young. Wefwef’s save button is broken sometimes. Mlem doesn’t have a search, but it does have a weird text box that does nothing. Links in both open a post in an embedded web browser that I’m not signed in in. That being said, it shows great promise and I’m excited to watch us grow.

Flush the toilet, and then clean it with bleach. For added protection, have the swirlee wear goggles, maybe earplugs and a nose plug, and have them close their mouth.

If you’ve watched Jackass, Steve-O volunteered to sit inside a porta-potty as it was hurled into the air. If you don’t mind seeing shit fly everywhere, you can look at the PPE he was wearing. Your swirly will be like that stunt, but much cleaner.

Tell my body that I’m drinking alcohol for fun, and make sure it doesn’t increase the heart rate and blood pressure in response. Except for everyone in the liver department; you’re on-call tonight.