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armus@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish ·
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  • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website
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    Oh fuck you. If this water I just sprayed out of my face destroys my monitor then you’re buying me a new one.

    • armus@startrek.websiteOP
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      Thats the kind of place this is, lots of sexy people not doing much work, and ruining monitors

      • gregorum@lemm.ee
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        Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

      • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website
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        You’re really on an IT Crowd kick at the moment, huh? Who’s your favorite? Richard Ayoade or Joel McHale?

        • armus@startrek.websiteOP
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          There was a request yesterday for more british stuff so trying to make it a thing hah. Moss recording his dating profile video on the toilet was A+ hbu?

          • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website
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            I will never not be a fan of ‘Gay! The Musical!’

            • gregorum@lemm.ee
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              I love willies!

              • TrenchcoatFullOfBats@belfry.rip
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                deleted by creator

        • TrenchcoatFullOfBats@belfry.rip
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          Joel McHale

          That is a deeeep cut

          • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website
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            Serrated edges, baby!

            • TrenchcoatFullOfBats@belfry.rip
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              Cuts like a knife, but it feels so right!

  • Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️@lemmy.ml
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    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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      He’s just standing there… Menacingly!

  • SARGEx117@lemmy.world
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  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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    WeWoWeWoWeWoWeWoWeWoWeWoWeWoWeWo…

    It took me so long to get this

  • D3FNC [any]@hexbear.net
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    @happybadger@hexbear.net

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      I can confirm they do this and you can scream at people over the intercom while pushing the we-wo harder button.

      • atlasraven31@lemm.ee
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        I’d love to witness an ambulance rolling down the window and telling an old lady to “Move the fuck out of the way!!”

        • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          It was nice in Japan where there’s no real limit on vehicular noise. A guy grilling sweet potatoes, an ultranationalist party screaming about immigrants, and an ambulance all have equal right to scream things over a megaphone.

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          I can and have done that before lol. Not with the window down but over the PA.Here’s a video that might scratch that itch though

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            Amazing 😍

        • TrenchcoatFullOfBats@belfry.rip
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          What’s the number for the ambulance, again…?

          • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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            0118 uh uh uh, m m m mm mm m m m m mm… 3

            Then which country have I got?

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            @01189998819991197253@infosec.pub

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              If you’re talking about the phone for the new sexy British emergency services, I replied to the comment above not realizing you’re the one who summoned me. I can included it here, too, though, if you’d prefer.

              Just, please, don’t open the green door.

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                Just, please, don’t open the green door.

                That’s where Cradle of Filth lives

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                  It’s not an actual cradle of filth. That would be terrible.

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