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Y2K38@lemmy.one to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

every damn time ...

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every damn time ...

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Y2K38@lemmy.one to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    But what if you don’t trust yourself?

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      You don’t have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it’s malware it wouldn’t run if you wrote it without realizing

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        i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it

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      You don’t have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.

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        Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?

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      Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won’t ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:

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