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LostXOR@kbin.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Gotta get those github stats up

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Gotta get those github stats up

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LostXOR@kbin.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • macniel@feddit.de
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    You are only a Kontributor when Its a KDE repository.

  • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    When they reject your PR because you still managed to slip in a bug

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      If it involves pointers, not unlikely.

  • albert@lemmy.sysctl.io
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    I knew a guy who boasted about the number of repositories he created on Github. Said he created over four thousand.

    I took a look. He did in fact sit down and create over 4,000 different, unique repositories. Each with a README and some slight variation on a few lines of code. That’s some kind of dedication, I guess?

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      Was he a Go developer before generics? Published 4000 versions of the library, one for each type.

      • albert@lemmy.sysctl.io
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        No, it was mostly short bash/python/php scripts.

    • Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe he automated it?

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        And maybe he published it on GitHub?

        That’d be funny. Seeing mass-repo-creator and then 4000 random repositories below it.

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    And your typo fix kickstarts 10 workflows, downloading gigabytes of data and running endless tests.

    Depending on the size of the project, this may be an environmental concern.

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      When your PR to replace one line of code actively contributes to climate change.

    • Andrew@mander.xyz
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      Using legacy SI units for size of information is deprecated, they only bring confusion, instead use IEC/binary units like GiB (gibibyte). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_prefix

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    https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/commit/218bef911668c53d550a216faff29c037f316b77
    https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/commit/4f802070e5f4422dfbf1f15f929ec4095057ef52

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      Legendary o7

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    Most of my PRs are fixing typos in the Readmes 8) It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

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    I saw the other day a profile full of PRs, all diffs were changes from passing code through an autoformater.

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    I once fixed a CVE by removing a line. And, IIRC, my only contribution to openssl is a single-character one.

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    Typing characters is maybe 1% of the job. The other 99% is understanding how the change affects everything else. Changing a single line of code in a function called by 1000 other functions each themselves called in 10 other functions can still potentially be more work and a bigger change than changing 9000 lines of code in a function called once.

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    I once fixed a bug in credit card payment form because someone had gotten some formatting character screwed up and used a capital M in some place where a lower case m should have been. Since it was a payment system they couldn’t take payment for a while whilst that was screwed up. I was contracting there and happened to notice it. Sometimes all it takes is one character.

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    In my developer career, the littlest commit I did was the removal of a single ‘;’ which was causing a wonderful to debug bug ;)

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    @LostXOR I dunno, I appreciate not having broken links in documentation. No MR is too small, unless the person “contributing” starts bragging about “I contribute to X project.” Then that’s pretty obnoxious.

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      Yeah I suppose it’s more than a “minor problem”. Still feels weird making such a small PR lol.

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    https://github.com/utting98/py-to-cpp-converter/pull/2

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