I think you have too much free time.

That’s it, nothing is missing from lemmy now that we have this very serious discussion.

Right, I’m just going to quickly and quietly delete this page from my browsing history…

Eh it’s a love/hate relationship.

Everybody that is currently in a bath/shower.

I can easily tolerate my own farts if they’re loud (they don’t make a smell when they’re like that), but the slow, silent ones… they smell horrible and I just have to keep a straight face and tolerate them.

Diarrhea farts though… I have no idea how my nose survived.

Is this a ploy to get all the fart huffers out of the closet?

This is like asking for people who don’t like breathing. Humans are wired to enjoy their own farts. But “enjoy” is a bit of a misnomer. In reality when huffing your own fart, the brain is sampling composition via the nose, and this then affects food cravings and appetite. This is a feedback loop that improves our diets.

I don’t have a snifter or anything, but mine literally make your body start making your nose run so you will stop smelling it. They’re that bad. They could be used in chemical warfare.

If you have really stinky farts all the time, your body might be trying to tell you something.

Any allergies? Food intolerances? Bad diet?

Yes, if it’s bad it’s bad no matter the source.

I had a friend whose 5 year old would routinely vomit from the smell when she herself pooped!

Mine are the worst, tbh

No, I really like the smell of my own farts as it has something aromatic about it if you know what I mean. But I also like the smell of Manure on the fields so it might just be me. I haze the smell of freshly cut grass

Yes cause my sense of smell is stupidly sensitive that a lot of smells hurt and disrupt me.

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