Coworker: “Hey, I got this really cool new tool that will solve this data filtering problem you had”
Me:: “Cool! Let me check out the filters!”
Coworker. “They are awesome and work by RegEx!”
Me: “Nope, not interested.”
Coworker: “But… it fits your needs exactly”
Me: “I. said. NOT. INTERESTED!”
Coworker: “Hey, I got this really cool new tool that will solve this data filtering problem you had” Me:: “Cool! Let me check out the filters!” Coworker. “They are awesome and work by RegEx!” Me: “Nope, not interested.” Coworker: “But… it fits your needs exactly” Me: “I. said. NOT. INTERESTED!”