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Tibor@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

We must stay focused

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Tibor@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client

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      deleted by creator

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        sleep(3.786912e+11)

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          bad code. that should be abstracted to coma()

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    Guy can afford 4 laptops but didn’t have enough to spare for a shirt?

    EDIT: Since I guess it wasn’t obvious enough, this is a sarcastic joke, I am not being serious.

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      You laugh but this is called fiscal responsibility

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        I mean I am not making fun of him, that is indeed average coder priorities.

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      The server racks behind the camera make it really hot.

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      I knew someone was gonna get butthurt over not wearing a shirt lol who cares

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      I sit shirtless on my computer as it heats the air, specially noticable in summer. Can’t imagine being around 4 at once

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        Oh, I think I can help you: Don’t sit on top of your computer, that’s the part that gets hot, especially in summer

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      This place was so chill for the first few weeks, now people out here downvoting blatantly obvious and benign humor

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        Welcome to Reddit 2 I guess.

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    “Quit printing baNaNa in your JS console!”

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    I like the stickers on the 3rd kid’s tough book, that’s a nice touch

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    Another child labor/being poor is hilarious meme. So funny.

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      ?? not understanding the joke ??

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