- adjudicated rape
- 36 felonies
- orange spray tan
- the world’s worst combover
- a small $1,000,000 loan in the 70’s from your dad but also being made head of a major real estate company that your father owned and also other multimillion dollar loans that were never paid back in the 80’s and having daddy cosign/guarantee 70 million dollar projects you were a part of.
- all the bankruptcies
- racism
- misogyny
- lies
- alternative facts about the climate change hoax
This is absolutely false and I will not stand for it…. It was a small $3,000,000 loan not $1,000,000
FAKE NEWS
OP said MAGA, not POTUS.
MAGA is Trump.
- Hat
- Extremely dubious nutrition supplement
- Car dealership
- Kid who doesn’t talk to you anymore
- Gen ai program
- Cybertruck
- $10,000 subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
- 10,000 DOGE subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
- X premium subscription
- Gun
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A pallet of tissues for when their spouse and entire family disowns them.
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A good lawyer to defend them when they lash out and commit various crimes.
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A little American flag to wave patriotically as they destroy this country.
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A wheelbarrow to carry all of your cash to the grocery store as inflation is about to explode.
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Solar panels, compost pile, and an outhouse because basic infrastructure like electricity, plumbing, and waste removal are at risk of budget cuts and mismanagement.
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A tutor for the children as education is getting deep cuts soon.
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A good therapist to help work through all of that cognitive dissonance.
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A bicycle as the price of gas will skyrocket.
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A standard dictionary as basic terms and concepts elude them.
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A back brace as you’re going to have to pick your own crops from now on.
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- Jacked up truck with maga bumper stickers
- Maga hat
- A paid off house or property
- Married
- Kids
- Guns
- A blue collar job
- An X account
- Thick skin
- American flag
Honestly you know mine is pretty spot on
- Thick skin
🤣🤣
- Busted truck with rust spots and maga stickers.
- Divorced.
- Kids won’t talk to them.
- Spent more on guns than on personal hygiene.
- Thin skin, whines about literally anything.
Ftfy
Numbering didn’t work though. 1 4 5 6 and 9.
Numbering didn’t work though.
Markdown has this strange behavior where once it thinks it’s a numbered list, it doesn’t care which numbers you use. I think behind the scenes it’s just parsing it as an HTML
<ol>with each number converted to a<li>, thereby renumbering the list (<ul>).
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Deport illegals
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Protective tariffs
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Not demolish the second amendment
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Absolutely stupid culture war stuff
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Making NATO countries meet their obligations
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Pull out the middle east
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Hopefully drain the swamp
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Help keep food on the table
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Help keep the agencies in check. Like Fema.
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Be populist as hell
Imagine actually fucking believing this, lmao.
- Pull out the middle east
Israel too, right?
- Hopefully drain the swamp
Blows me away that people think that slimy fucker is going to fight corruption… Trump is the corruption. Look at this clown show of a cabinet.
How come he didn’t fix any of these problem the first time around?
Face it, you got tricked. Again.
Rape and fraud should be higher on the list.
Holy shit. Just looked at your history. Congratulations! You get to cut ahead to the front of the blocked line!
It’s a parade of one idiotic comment after another. Dude is a straight up moron.
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