I’d like to become a tree.

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

    Just throw my body in the trash. And no religious burial. I’ll be damned if some pastor who doesn’t know shit about me give an hour long eulogy about Jesus over my corpse.

    • lousyd@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      9 days ago

      The pastor I hired to deliver the sermon at my dad’s funeral literally implied that my dad was not “up above” but “down below”. I think it’s because we asked him to keep it non-religious and he was being petty.