Fucking based

e8=K+

I will never forgive him for cheating and looking at his opponent’s pieces that one time

Biggus Dickus

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d8=K

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Holy hell

You can’t keep this up, you crazy bastard! Think of the children!

Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.

I thought it had to do with Indian food

Oh, I was talking tng. Were we talking about lower decks?

Edit: nope, it was TOS. We were both wrong haha. In which case I still maintain that it starts getting good after season three.

It starts getting good around season 3

The spice must flow to my mouth