Mmm but companies super don’t like the govt touching their money printing machines and they are full of scary lawyers. Individuals on the other hand don’t have time, money, lawyers or knowledge to fight back.

How you gonna drink 2 gallons of liquid in one sitting?

I need a barcode scanner.

Honeywell: Right here bud

Also a thermonuclear weapon

Honeywell: How many megatons?

Your time draws near.

Maybe you could have a liquid-cooled or even a phase-chane heat exchanger, but I don’t know if that’s even possible. Maybe it is. Maybe someone, somewhere has done it before? Would be interesting to look into.

I tried really hard to get a named CloudFlare tunnel working with a domain name I registered (I share my personal home videos with a non technical family member in Italy) but couldn’t get it working no matter what I tried.

Serious answer is the deeper you dig, the longer and wider your ventillation shafts need to be, and your fans need to be way more powerful. It will also be naturally hotter and wetter the deeper you go (giggity). This is fine for mines where you are running multicombos and dozers, they are built for that. But cascade enrichment centrifuges generate a ton of excess heat, require clean, climate controlled environment, are super sensitive to vibration and shocks, and require a fair amount of industrial computer power which is also rather delicate.

You simply can’t dissipate this heat to atmosphere like a surface facility without moving hundreds of cubic metres of air per minute along massivelong vent shafts which, ideally, take the shortest, straightest path to the surface, and are a huge vulnerability to attack like a death star.

And if you dehumidify the area, which is a must, you generate more heat, AND water, which needs to be pumped to the surface somehow.

So there is a depth where you reach diminishing returns, sure, the bombs can’t get you, but the heat and moisture will.

Just put a sign on the door that says “This is not a bunker.” Then the bunker busters are not allowed in.

Let’s face it, the people dumb enough to buy one of these probably aren’t raising college material.

Any port in a storm.

How can you have any WW4 if you don’t eat your WW3?!

They moonlight as crop dusters to earn extra pocket money

Assuming it doesn’t cause a spark and ignite the pure O2 of your suit.

In case of moon bears

Expecto ballbearium!

I know we all want to dunk on him, but finger is off the trigger - hes using it as a monocular, with no intention to fire. It’s a lot more comfortable to lift the gun up to peer at something in the distance like binoculars, than it is to scrunch your neck down to the correct firing position in the shoulder just to have a peek.

Bone-eating tube-worms!

Proceed to the helicopter

"Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!’

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

Mmm no clue what movie this is from.