I got permanently banned and IP blocked for delivering a full-on rant to one of those do-not-reply automod emails!

I should kill that friend that drove home after one beer too many, because he could have potentially killed someone.

I’ll allow it.

Someone says that at work at least once a week.

The dude abides.

Holy fuck! Can I get whatever drugs you’re on?

Right?

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…has nothing to do with the OP’s question.

I’m with you. Everyone in this thread arguing for shoehorns comes off like an actual kook. Buy shoes that fit your feet, and loosen the laces if you’re struggling. Anything else is stubborn insanity.

Have you ever tried loosening the laces?

Why would you delete that true statement?

I can also fight anyone that might barge in an try to assault me while I pee without peeing on myself so it’s a tactical defense position.

Bruh. You’re giving up your best offensive maneuver by sitting down! You piss AT your attacker!

Depends… are we playing Minecraft or Valheim?

Gotta be honest here, that sounds like some Ancient Aliens shit… is it a fact or a “fact” you’re sharing? Have any links to reputable sources of information?

Fucking legend. Thanks for the direct link and for (unintentionally) reminding me that it was time to change my PayPal password!

we have a VPN policy?

Everywhere I come across you, you’re providing yet another example of your username being spot-fucking-on.

Have you ever tried choking to death on a boot?

You haven’t, as you know.

I am late to this post and have now read through more than enough. You’ve been answering the OP’s actual question honestly and from your perspective, and a bunch of random weirdos are bending over backward to find reasons to argue. Thank you for your patience with them - I love it when I can add more chuds to my block list without having to go through the hassle of engaging with them myself!