Like you never forgot a platoon in a foreign country.

Fortunately my military assets are few enough that I can keep track of all of them at all times.

Unfortunately, this does limit my ability to project force on the international stage.

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

Oh, I’m going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers.

I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say kill them all!

## Hi sober me, this is drunk me. I have no idea how this works, but it does. Do not touch it

I also read an article recently that companies are posting “ghost jobs” where they don’t plan to hire anyone at all.

Also the whole, “post a job with impossible requirements, back fill with cheap imported workers/my mate when the position is inevitably unfilled”.

“…but he had rather sharp claws, and a great many teeth, so Alice felt it should be treated with respect.” - Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

More regression to the mean than anything new, really.

My other ride’s your Mum/Dad. (Yes, Mum-slash-Dad)

Godzilla (1998) was okay.

Who wants to be the next anime exporter?

Okay, sure. Stalin did strip the Soviet Union of whatever communism was left after Lenin was done with it. And, fair, he was a self-aggrandising psychopath concerned only with his own power.

But he did kill a hell of a lot of Russians, that counts for something, right?

I’ve always liked, Error ID:10T.

And horse spunk. Or is it horse cock and donkey gush?

D-R Vers: …whose members were as the members of asses, and whose emission was as the emission of horses.

Like, is there a difference, beyond the very slight genetic ones?

Unless furry porn has lied to me, donkeys have bigger dicks, but horses cum more.

Ez 23:20

Ah, yes. The Donkey Dick verse, definitely one of the better verses.

You don’t feed your hamsters the corpses of your enemies?