Anna

Well that could be because they saw their photo on resume

A week old unwashed underwear

Great of you to admit that you were wrong. Also if you want to extend your battery life more try not to let it get below 20% and above 80%. But even without all that a modern cellphone battery should easily last few years

Yeah lemmy.ml is full of commie bastards…😂😂😂

Same as it always has been. They secretly control our world and we fight over whether there are any aliens out there or not

How much trouble would I get into if I took one of those brooms on joy ride?

1080p 60Hz

Nicotine patches. It gives your brain what it wants with little to no adverse effects

Europa tea party!!!

I’ll go nuts and get myself hospitalized in a psych ward

I’ll say no one can truly know. Unless you are yourself immortal

The kind I don’t want anywhere near me or any my belongings and most definitely nowhere near my food.

Yup, birds are just FBI surveillance tool and moon is just a cardboard cutout placed somewhere that is why you can see the moon during daytime also…😂😂😂

No I’m saying that there is no triangle.

Instead of dry roast try adding just a bit of neutral vegetable oil. It will bring out more flavor.

Someone’s gonna be disappointed

Good for you but I doubt I’ll have any luck on any dating apps.

Can’t access traditional drugs. But I’ve tried other things. They temporarily numb the pain. But it comes back and hits even harder…

Imaginary

Unable to find love or happiness.