Is this actually a thing or are you saying it should be?

Caffeine is an insecticide

It’ll be a 5x5 plot on Mar-a-Lago with one of those little free library boxes. He’ll charge the GAO 10k in rent a month. It will only be open on Thursdays for a hour and not marked on any map. The box will be stuffed with classified documents.

Wake up babe new A-10 ammo just dropped

We almost nuked North Carolina by accident and we’ve lost a few nukes. It’s not great

The Constitution is just words on paper. Meaningless unless taken seriously and enforced by people. What people can enforce it now?

This feels like a can identify different brands of pepper spray by their taste situation

Fucking idiot. The replacement weapons will be made here and paid to companies here

Doritos

Those cliffs just scream Kaneohe, Hawaii. Which would put them at or near Kaneohe Marine Corps Base

Have an email complaining about you etched onto it

You can make your own Discord or Discord alternative server

They stopped developing their iOS app years ago, if you have an iPhone it’s useless

Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it

Also the planes sometimes fall apart now

Gaming on 5G is pain

Secret prisons are bad for democracy. Convicting him of crimes he has committed, giving him due process, then imprisoning him is the way to go

Well, if The Hawk says it’s all right…

An American tradition

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