Given the games are like $90 each, that’s some copium shit right there.

They’re not even giving away the tutorial game. The chance of them eating the tariffs is nil. They’re just trying to work out the maximum amount they can sell it for.

Real gen z “I don’t understand computers but I know all the words” vibes here.

If you’ve got questions, put them in bullet points.

I’m not scanning a wall of text to find everything.

I bet it wasn’t horse dewormer for him.

We thought that when he got covid though.

Some people are kept alive through sheer meanness.

When it’s that hot, just existing makes me sweat. It’s barely 15°C in the UK and I’m down to shorts and T shirt already.

A certificate from the Andrew Tate fan club.

I don’t think you’d see as many red flags as this unless you walked into Morocco in the 1800s.

Nintendo games never come down in price either.

BotW is still going for what it did on day one. Even second hand copies go for nearly that.

Although it does mean you can basically rent them for as long as you want for a few dollars if you sell it again afterwards…

Yeah, but who hasn’t placed too much trust in a fart before? It’s easily done.

It made Truth Seekers on Amazon which was rubbish, and Slaughterhouse Rulez which I saw and can’t remember at all.

I can only assume Sony bought it because it was cheap.

Do you like Jason Statham?

Do you like seeing people being beaten up for 90 minutes?

Then you’ll love Jason Statham in Jason Statham Beats People Up For 90 Minutes starring Jason Statham.

“From the director of The Beekeeper” is enough to make me uninterested in this.

That movie sucked, even for a “Jason Statham kills people for 90 minutes” movie.

I’m not convinced they aren’t

After that they come round and tattoo it onto your forehead.

Yes, but in that typically bonkers American way you also have to keep it secret (so nobody can steal your identity), while at the same time revealing it to every Tom, Dick and Harry every time you have to prove your identity.

Why do people use this when Jellyfin exists?

Given how this one’s going, that doesn’t seem like a great plan.

He is trying. Just needs a bigger grinder to feed them all into.

Cue the article comments about a war on motorists. Mostly from people who don’t even live there.

I’ve been through Cambridge on the train, and there’s always a shitload of bicycles. Presumably it’s mostly students about who use them locally, because there’s no way you’d actually get more than a handful on the trains themselves.

Presumably they’ve also got security, because if they tried that where I live, some lad with bolt cutters and a balaclava would help himself to the lot and swap it for heroin.