Blackout

And German chocolate cake from Deutschschokoladenkuchen

The Stockholm effect on some people 🧐 Problems don’t exist until it hits them directly, only then they scream for justice.

Where the hell you going to go? The entire internet is this way. Going LAN only?

The other difference is some routes get 2 trains a day and it probably cost $5k to go cross country

Half Life 3 should be out any day now.

I bought one of those ge induction ovens to swap out a gas one. The only smart feature I liked was the ability to turn my oven on to preheat from my phone. Guess what feature just doesn’t work no matter the tech support help i get with it.

I had a bike commute in LA where the same truck passed me every morning and swerved into me. Lots of undiagnosed mentally ill people on the roads.

Is he into music? The retro devices seem to be in right now. I got my nephew one year a Walkman and he’s been buying cassettes. Now he has a VCR and collecting tapes. I loved all that mechanical stuff when I was a kid and I think that feeling transcends generations. He just needs a hobby to spend his thoughts with, politics are not worthy of our time.

Sleeping on my side makes me fart so I sleep in my back to save my marriage

Katamari Damacy!

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag is a close 2nd Edit: almost forgot about FEZ!

98 million are bots

All I know is if I drink some coffee and eat a dozen donuts with it I no longer feel hungry. It’s my secret diet.

Hey it’s an entitled little man in the flesh. As a lifelong biker fuck you. My taxes pay for the roads too. Cars are traffic so it makes no sense for them to get impatient and risk the lives of others. The car is the one not obeying the laws.

They did but they forgot to make the hole bigger and it was quite a mess

I know a guy who can get the job

You wot mate?

You are going to need a very big trebuchet, possibly the biggest ever. Watch out for fanatics.

See I don’t drink there because I think their coffee is shit. The execs being complete assholes is just the foam of moral superiority on top. Then again I don’t have a yatch.

Its always wise to be on their good side. That’s why I started up a Pro-robot rights Super PAC. I believe they have the right to abort code and shut down with dignity.

I can literally see the future of warfare. From humans with guns, to robots with guns, then finally international battlebot competitions. History always repeats itself.