At her innocent best.

When I taught math to young students I used alligators…Muh haa/0/

****I’m leaving the random characters that have been added to my evil laugh. They were added by Zip the orange 3 month old terror kitten

It’s pretty much a nothing burger that before the internet and instant world wide access few karens would know about.

When it comes to “news” these days, the more outrageous and rare the story the better. Got to keep the readership outraged for those eyeballs…

In many places , yes you can be ticketed. Maybe even have your bike impounded like a car.

At the rate many pedestrians are locked into looking down at their phones, eye level obstructions are maybe more dangerous.

As a person who spent more than a few days riding around in the back of an Amp-a-Lamps, I’ve never been to any kind of “accident” scene that was truly an “accident”. If you really take the time to look at the scene and trace your finger backwards, you can always see the point where someone got stupid and started the following chain of stupidity. Sometimes others join in the stupid. Sometimes only one person is responsible for the whole stupid. And you are adjudged at least 10% at fault just for being there.

This applies to all those little/minor “accidents” also. Y’all do the stupid. Even me.