We did the exact same thing. I wrote a weird email where I compared their removal of wild fries to McDonald’s manipulation of McRib availability to influence whale migration patterns…

Clearly I was on to something…

Wild dipping sauce.

"…We’re gonna be big. "

We have a local fast food chain called Good Times.

I’d put their burger up against all other national fast food chains. I’m willing to bet, though there’s a litany of other local fast food chains all over the place that could compete. Part of the joy of traveling in the US, as far as I’m concerned.

We just started getting In-N-Out locations here a few years ago, and it’s lovely for a cheap burger. But let’s not pretend it’s anywhere close to the best around. Plus their fries are so bad it’s shameful.

Good Times’ Wild Fries are divine. And strangely for a fast food chain they have decent green chile for said fries.

John Grant’s last few albums have dropped off considerably in quality.

For how much I love his older stuff, I was so excited and then dropped to “Meh” pretty quick.

I think Hyperdrama is mixed REALLY bad. It has no dynamic, and if you play it in a shuffle with other justice albums, you can instantly tell when a Hyperdrama song is playing by how flat it is.

I think other songs on there are good, but they have no “oomph”.

If you listen to the early remixes coming out by other artists, you can also notice how much bigger they sound by comparison.

There is a Sub-Lem for that: https://slrpnk.net/c/buyitforlife

I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.

Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha

Anus… Right into the anus…

The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.

Sweet… Jesus…

Green chile and cheese.

They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.

https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner

Consummate V’s!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G81LihKHXD0?feature=share

Am OP. Nailed it.

We have this little rechargeable night light that shaped like a slug. I think it’s for little kids, but we use it on the bathroom at night so you don’t have to turn the main light on, but you can still hit the toilet.

It’s a dumb little thing. But it works so well and keeps a charge FOREVER. We got it on Amazon for like $15.

Plus you turn it on/off by clacking the eyes together.

Inappropriate nicknames. Wait for her to do something slightly embarrassing, make a nickname out of it, then strategically use it in awkward situations.

My current frontrunners are “Whisp-a-doody”, “FUPA-diaper”, and “Dumptruck full o’ dead cows”.

That last one isn’t anything she did, but something we both witnessed that really upset her.

The Bird and the Bee, Black Moth, Blondshell, Bent Knee, Buke & Gase, Guerilla Toss, L’imperitrice, Lucifer, The Mysterones, Nico Vega, The Octopus Project, Orchards, Radiation City, No Doubt {first few albums, not the new garbage), Save Ferris, Rubblebucket, Elise Trouw

Just waiting for Sid Meier to make a new pirates game… Forever.