Cleaning is optional

Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky could be up your alley. One of the best books I’ve read in recent memory

It sure was! So incredibly talented, they rock!

Yes! They were incredible!

You’re a droid and I’m a 'noid

Yep

Sure, that gets you the time off, but this guy flew to Paris and hung out for that entire time and found his “creative spark”. We also need like 50% higher wages so we’re not sitting in a Parisian cafe thinking “oh fuck this vacation is going to bankrupt me” or stuck at home unable to afford the flight to begin with.

We live across a back alley from a hookah bar that was called “A Buck R 2 Lounge”. There’s a shed in the back where all sorts of ATVs and dirt bikes meet up to terrorize the neighborhood/city, it sounds like we live in the middle of a motocross course. They recently painted the building black with purple trim (as hideous as it sounds) and put a new sign up proclaiming the establishment is now called “Rico’s Rush”. I wish someone would just burn the place down already, starting with the shed…