minus-squareBonus @lemm.eetoUkraine@sopuli.xyz•"The president [Trump] said he's going to end the war in 24 hours. We didn't say what day, what year." - Keith Kellogg, US special envoy for Ukraine and Russia.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·11 days agoI went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’ -Steven Wright linkfedilink
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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’
-Steven Wright