There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

DUCK season!

If you don’t understand the difference between a boss and a tradesman that you called, then I’m out. Either you’re too dense to understand, which would make explaining a waste of time, OR you’re just sealioning, as i suspect, which would make explaining a waste of time.

And you call a different plumber.

Wanna get high…?

It has beautiful alcoves, i hear.

Are you seriously proposing replacing a window every time…?! Do you know how expensive that will get?!?

“Russia claims.” Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it’s gotta be true. I mean, “Russia claims” that Putin is the reincarnation of Hercules, that human feces are more nutritious than a salmon/kale/garlic salad and that vodka (and strangely, most open windows) gives you wings. Sounds good and so SO true to me!

I was gonna say Albuquerque, because of the name itself, the weird Al song and Breaking Bad, but Roswell is way tinier.

I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

Don’t forget the Lobo. Brilliant multi tool.

My favorite passage: “…”

The 1812 Overture to braille

So, Russia is getting aid from China, Iran, North Korea, and now Nerf? WWIII confirmed.

Geneva Suggestions

Gimme da cash!

I pray the Lord will also leak.