Lemmy formatting is wonky markdown. Either that or standard markdown is wonky compared to whatever version reddit uses.

Maybe you’re not supposed to have the link in the square brackets.

Or maybe you’re just supposed to post the link without the attempt at formatting (lemmy formatting is awful)

Indie websites be like

Russia’s army is a sloppy and disobedient one, the Russian emperor entirely relies on the power of having the keys to unshackle Fenrir.

Like slightly fishy chicken, with a hint of polyethylene.

Spammer? Their lasts two posts were 2 weeks ago and 1 month ago. What the fuck are you talking about?

I’ve seen the video, he wants to sue but I’m not sure the process has started yet.

I don’t know, but he seems to have actual contract breaches to sue over, a real stake in it as a mod developer. Mojang is trying to just force out every mod with a weapon more historically recent than the crossbow.

Ultimately I think this is going to be another case of gamers voluntarily ignoring overreach and allowing corporate complete sovereignty over the software. Just like the Ubisoft game deletion thing, “StopKillingGames”. Gamers just don’t want to get in the way of Bobby, Phil and Guillemot.

Ew, they should learn to use toilets.

Idk how we’d do it logistically, though… Should we have a separate gender for bears? Or do we just have them all go in with the men?

Qg2? Brilliant.

Imagine the Chinese taking the Alamo with noclipping special forces wiping out 20,000 men as they sit in a digital forest around a thousand bright but cold campfires talking about Christian values, the merits of racism, and which anime girl is best.

Somebody: …

Everybody: ?

Yeah, the consoles corpos might fight over who can make a more widely adopted locked down and limited handheld than Nintendo with none of the multiplayer features.

Preferably with underbuilt sticks that can’t handle more than a few months of use.

0.18% votes per capita is nothing, gamers literally don’t even mind having a few of their games deleted. The numbers speak for themselves, we’re choosing to have an insane market.

Yeah, sure. But that doesn’t matter if you point the AI at it with a really good zoom lens, though. And then you have a ton of them, pointed in an directions, like the compound eye of a fly. F35 spotted.

Left the house without a phone?

What?

You’re probably seeing mostly grapes, tomatoes, cotton and cannabis, as well as grains that aren’t corn?

Guess again, if you don’t get there by deduction, maybe you’ll arrive by sheer volume and determination.

The one that counts, not the one about clothes and voice training.

I’d heard China was gay as santorum but fuck that’s a wild ratio.

defensive grenades

Balloons full of explosive gas.