Nah, not random. If they lied to Dr. House or withheld information, they deserve it (in his opinion).

Fuck, I’ve probably still got at least four of them.

Yet another Bandcamp shopper here. I stream from their site to preview albums but then buy my favorites later. DRM-free FLAC files are the best.

Moreover, we’ve found significant correlations between the quantity of consumed legumes with the frequency and duration of flatus events. This relationship may be exponential. Further studies are needed to understand the upper bounds.

I’m a scientist. Beans are a fruit, of the musical variety.

Just kidding. He’s still rippin’ DVDs and loading up 256 GB mechanical drives and chugging on Crysis like it’s 2007.

All these years later I hear he’s alone and quite empty inside. Sad fate for such a champ.

Yeah I remember that case. That’s Kevin.

Exactly. That was captured in one of Clippy’s most famous lines.

“I see you’re trying to write a letter. Can I help?”

“I see you’re trying to write a résumé. Can I help?”

This of course got parodied a million times:

“I see you’re trying to write a radical manifesto. Can I help?”

“I see you’re trying to write a suicide note. Can I help?”