I’m seeing double

Soulless cunt

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I’m being general as I didn’t list all pets but I’d say that’s a pretty good trio of pet types and pets usually within the groups. It is indeed general and not exhaustive.

Parrots and monkeys are group 1, for example. Rat and budgie are 2. Spider and lizard and tortoise are 3.

Sea monkeys transcend all groups and break all rules.

Dogs and cats, even piglets, calves and lambs, are friends, family even. Rabbits, guinea pigs etc (all the small / round hairy pets) are skittish, snappy, and friendly only sometimes. Pretty much everything else is some animal you keep in a box and feed.

First, take a big step back… and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

Like ‘we’ll fuck the parents elsewhere, but not in the house’.

You can read that sentence a number of ways.

Why on earth do people say ‘on read’ instead of ‘unread’?

Also, in answer, it’s not uncommon. People are busy, or they don’t like texting, or they just want some quiet. Loads of reasons.

I use one called Spotidown. You just copy the link and download the MP3. I’ve downloaded a few thousand songs with it and haven’t noticed your issue.

Ah, Bonnydoon. The serenity.

‘They are called idioms in a sense because some of us can’t help but feel uneducated when we cannot figure out what they mean or why that phrase would come to mean what it does.’

What? That is not why they are called idioms.

You also misused or misunderstood the two idioms you used, and also listed the internet one, which isn’t an idiom.

I am aware. It was a joke.

There is an Indian perfume base called Mitti Attar which tries to replicate this smell. It’s like damp moss at first scent, then develops into rain on hot sand. It is entrancing. Proper Mitti Attar sells for thousands and takes years to make.

Sounds very general. How long are we talking? How old are the kids? How many?

If the jeans look good, I don’t care if it’s buttons or a zip.

One thing I will say, you ain’t catching your foreskin on a button.

Bring out the jimp

Just Jame, the singular

As a father of multiple children, don’t bother. It’ll get dirty with debris and insects and grass with kids using it long before your filter would be needed. Just empty and refill when it gets dirty.

Depends what I’m timing and what you consider weird.