I’d stick a pin in it and get all that mess out.

I am using a chili sauce that’s about 2 years out of date.

Because money laundering

You can teach an old dog new tricks, but 3 isn’t old, so you’ll be fine.

Firstly, what are the modlogs?

Novels and short stories. Also very large children, carved wooden staffs, and random pieces of art.

2tb external hard drive, and another 2tb drive that has a copy of everything.

Idles newest album was absolutely terrible. A complete change of sound and not a single moment on the whole album that went hard.

That’s literally the only ‘old’ bit, but I was still constantly pestered by people trying to get me to come with them to look at handbags and sunglasses, and I do mean constantly, to the point where I just left because I couldn’t be arsed anymore.

Disagreed. I loved Venice. Was crowded but was very pretty and interesting, and had great food. You don’t need to go to the expensive tourist places for good food. As always, see where locals eat.

Dubai. A cultureless fake city in the desert, full of posers.

The tariffs might increase US manufacturing as many people won’t want to trade. Maybe.

Cinnamon stick 10 mins before you serve. Lime juice to garnish.

If you don’t have the willpower or don’t really want to, you will fail. It’s nearly all willpower.

That’s a wild rollercoaster of a question. It’s like a robot who learned English in a rush.

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When people say ‘like’ constantly between sentences or sentence fragments or before every adjective.

There are about 20 supervolcanoes on earth which each have the capacity to kill billions should they erupt.

I rescued an injured bird (a collared dove) with a broken wing and took him to a bird sanctuary about 40 miles away. So 10, clearly.

Absolute Balderdash. The funniest of all board games.