They’re terrorists, if you go by the authoritarians’ definition of “anyone I don’t like is a terrorist”.

And what about Mozart?

Wrong

First we had drones. Now we have anti-drone drones. How long until we have anti-anti-drone drones?

Name something the Germans didn’t invent.

Precioussss… we wants it!

Makes sense.

What the hell is that thing on the left?

I’m pretty confident a bear shat in the woods somewhere too.

+100 social credit

Are you a CPC official?

I’m aware of the colloquialism but I also thought that this is something Chinese party officials might plausibly say. You know, something something Western decadence.

After a good fap I realised that this is the most plausible explanation.

How exactly does masturbating prevent you from military service?

Beat me to it.

Soon they’ll be a trillion a pop.

Stop spreading fake news! You do have other options! You have the option to jump in front of the Buhanka and get blown up too!

They never want to be popular by actually helping people. They’re popular by spreading hate and fear. If you’re a member of a group that they consider “inferior”, you’re very much a target.

Pimps are preaching chastity again.

That fucker really thinks he’s so smart when all he does is constantly demonstrate what an idiot he is.