I’m thinking they’re gonna arrest Timothy Chalamet any moment now

Russian, he’s Putin’s GoodBoy

Ride - Nowhere

Excelsior!

It’s true, I am not ok

Raising Canes - “if you don’t like our 1 sauce flavor tough shit!”

Interrobang sounds like something from a porno about police work.

“Did you question the suspect?”

“Yeah, Chief, we interrobanged him and got the info.”

And what a lovely paragraph about it. Thank you.

“They took our jobs!”

Does he order Mom’s spaghetti at every restaurant?

It’s more of a need than a want

Dick, Dick, it looks like a huge…

If Harris ins a small percentage of MAGA doughebags will embarrass the GOP further by getting violent. It will be over after a few days.

Because Satan is smarter than Jesus

Mid tide?

Religion + Weapons = Bad Idea

The Artist Formerly Known As Cake Day or TAFKACD if you’re into the whole brevity thing.

This is the correct response

Oooh, the dead body of Owen Wilson.

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