Donate some of it to charity.

I fucking love durians.

Not adding anything of value here; just want to point out your username is based.

The bank knows that:

1. these people are able to pay it back
2. it is more profitable - for the bank - to continuously lend money to them (by charging interest on the loan)

This is the same reason why some countries and companies are perpetually in debt.

Relevant comic by SMBC

There’s this saying: those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.

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Out of shape

What do the "200"s mean?

Among their favorites is “Fallout” – a post-apocalyptic drama based on the video game series of the same name.

I find this incredibly ironic.

Thanks for pointing it out; edited phrasing.

1. For those companies receiving taxpayer money, layoffs must be voluntary, not compulsory, as is already the case for many white-collar employees.

Companies can simply do a soft layoff by making working conditions worse (e.g. declaring a work-in-office mandate when working-from-home has been the norm)

Cool; just like how human hunters would imitate mating calls / cries

So, fight club but on the internet.