Leave the phone also.

It’s called a poll tax, and yes it’s supposed to be illegal. What godforsaken state (they all are in their own special way.) is pulling that?

Brave.

Would somebody ban this shitheel please?

I really love this show. It’s excellently done, but it highlights a trend in our culture that I hate: metaphor is dead, allegory is on life support, and myth is meaningless.

Folks will binge this show, made by Apple none the less, and not see how any of it pertains to reality. It’s just a fun little “what if” romp. Not at all a work of fiction with some cold hard truths at the center of it. To most people it seems like fiction= completely fake and can’t have any bearing or commentary on people’s lived experience.

It’s all very tiring.

Okay, but you’re not gonna like it.

You fool! You’ve doxxed yourself!

Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.

Hell yeah. Love me some snow runner.

Well played.

Eat food ya dip.

It’s not a cheek weld, but a magazine weld.

Well it’s a movie, so there’s that. Helmets primary use is to stop shrapnel and protect against bonking your head. I’ve heard stories of, and seen pictures of helmets stopping bullets, but there’s lots of factors. How far away did the bullet originate? Did it ricochet off something first? War is a very chaotic environment. Lots of weird things happen. There are stories from WWI and WWII where a bullet was stopped by a bible in a breast pocket, but it’s really up to random chance.

I believe most modern helmets are rated to stop a 9MM, but beyond that it’s a crap shoot.

I immediately was like “smart pipe!” No fuckin’ way.

“As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn’t as developed as facial recognition technology yet.”

Fecal recognition technology.

Beautiful comment, I love it.

Also: “pressuring users to move to “philips security” which will require your lighting to be connected to their servers 24/7.”

Is the most unhinged boring techno dystopia shit I’ve read. It’s a goddamn light bulb, kindly fuck right off with that shit.

Dude looking like a PS2 character.

“Safesleevecases.com”. I think they’re selling you something as opposed to reporting news.

“Gentlemen, there’s no fighting in the war room!”

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.