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Cake day: September 30th, 2023

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  • So I don’t remember how it even tasted because I was so creeped out by the staff situation, but I ate at fatburger once. The old asian lady manager was ordering around the probably high school age girls that were running the registers, directing everything very specifically like the tone of their voice for each canned prase, the angles of their joints, etc. It kept getting more and more weird and gross with stuff like wrist slaps when they didn’t get it perfectly. I never ate at any of their locations ever again.


  • dunno about when, but I’m probably going to just rack up a fuckload of debt and get fucked on drugs right before I die. If my health continues to somewhat hold up enough to live approximately normally, and the 1% doesn’t make the planet unlivable before then, it will be when I’m a decrepit old man. Although I already feel like a decrepit old man so who knows.

    I never needed to live like a billionaire, I just wanted to buy a house with the same number of work hours as my parents. Literally impossible. Not even having parental assistance is enough anymore, you need wealthy parents. Or at least two exploitative businesses and a lot of connections but I have -712 social skills. If only real life ng+ but on a different planet and as a species that isn’t inherently evil.








  • I can’t really think of anything meme level that would work. I work at a kombucha brewery and once we are caught up on the orders I was planning on running some small batch bullshit flavours like taco, pizza, French onion, parsely sage rosemary and thyme, etc. We haven’t done anything too adventurous with our secret not a product house beers but they are also a candidate for stupid shit. I’ve never distilled anything either so I don’t know what would or wouldn’t work for that.