I know. Many of these twitter-like posts omit the dates. Topical things are easy to discern the date of. Others, however, are less obvious. So when the dates are removed, it makes things very annoying.

I can usually make sense of that eventually. What grinds my gears is when people crop out the date. Was this written today? Last week? Last year? Couldn’t tell ya.

There wasn’t even an exploding duck.

Human Centipede. Right about the time he unveils his creation of when my wife and I called it.

I see the Kid is really working on his other voice.

Along that same line, there are great mods for Portal. One of them even adds in a new “time” portal that really breaks your brain.

I hadn’t seen the video. This is just begging for a Jojo ending edit.

“I might be rich one day”

As someone on the east side, it hurts. I know Washington state was the only state to go more blue this election, but I’m sure the part that wants to become Super Idaho did their best (worst?) to change that.

Franklin finally figured out the blowtorch, I see.

I feel like the physics behind attaching shotgun shells to your helmet with the intention of shooting down drones would break your neck.

You know, Republicans have long been the “thoughts and prayer” party. Are you saying that we have now become the COUNTRY of “thoughts and prayers”? Dammit all.

Exactly. For all the talk of the Palestine/Israel genocide being a reason people didn’t vote Harris, this poll certainly makes it seem like less of the issue. What the fuck happened? I’m genuinely ashamed to live in the States.

Along those same lines, aren’t backup cameras becoming standard in vehicles?

Unlike Chozo, I have a firsthand account of meth (interned at a crime lab in Idaho for my college degree). The meth we received was in crystal form. The really good meth was much more clear than the impure meth. Impure meth was cloudy, and without having had access to both kinds this next point won’t mean much, but upon pouring the samples out into the table to take a smaller sample, the more pure samples sounded nicer. The impure stuff sounded dull. Now, finely grinding the meth into a fine powder MIGHT help disguise it in a sample of other white substances, but that came with its own issues. When I was there, if a sample of a whole was found to contain a controlled substance, the entire specimen was considered a controlled substance (something like the excuse that pot was being shipped with tomato plants was storied to me). I know I got a little off track, but the point is that meth has vastly different properties to that of sugar or flour.

Balatro just came out on mobile. Might be a bit too much focusing if you’re really into min-maxing though.

Apparently, in their LONG list of patents, is one for the in-game Pokemon Storage Box. Just speculation, of course, but that could be one the Pokemon Company cites.

I have a magnetic tank bag. I’ve never gone through drive through because I ride with earplugs, but I have picked up food for my wife like I’m her personal Door Dash guy on my sport bike.

Buff and Franklin!

As a parent, sometimes it’s a hope, not a lie.