Good.

They can have my views too. I ain’t watching shit from America if I can help it.

There is no “lemmy”. It’s a collection of communities. If it’s ’leftist’ or any other ‘ist’, that’s evidence of the people here, not the platform’s sportsball choice.

I yelled “HE TOOK THE ROOK!” to see if there was an echo.

ROOK

rook

_rook

I hear vibrating butt plugs fill the gap.

Tom Hanks.

They will follow the magnetic field. Directly, without delay, and with vigour.

The technician hits the button causing the machine to vent and hundreds of thousands if not millions in repairs before going home and never working again due to the trauma.

You achieve that peak of human immortality - oral tradition - but it’s limited to a generation or two of nurses.

Three-way RISK to hoard resources, nuclear winter to hail Mary climate, a domed city, and a bunch of women on a spaceship with Elons kids and Y-chromosomes.

Infants can generally support their own neck at six months.

At that point, just based on your description, I personally think a child of that age would be able to either stop lolling their head or fuss if they were uncomfortable unless they were to a point of significant distress.

Depends who you ask.

You my boss? It’s the work. And I was in IT.

Wife? The kids.

Kids? Because I like the smell of White Out^TM.

Just kidding. I don’t actually say those things, I make better jokes but I can’t remember them anymore because my face caught up and nobody asks anymore.

In my case it’s genetic. I started getting greys in my early 20s and was fully grey by 30. This happened to my father. This is seemingly happening to my son. But only one of two biological sons yet the other has curly hair like my father that me and the other platinum child don’t have at all.

Trump

Nope. You’ve been my Lemmy hero since yesterday.

United Russia invasion of Ukraine. Likud genocide in Gaza. Republican invasion of Canada and Greenland. Fucking lol.

11 year old girl kills herself over deportation bullying. Kids die in schools. But the freedom wasn’t enough?

Ahh, like 4 day undies.

Normal

Backwards

Inside out normal

Inside out backwards

NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS.

🚫

More reps.

LONG LIVE THE KING

That’s where discourse is at.

No, you need to learn what hero means again.