They will follow the magnetic field. Directly, without delay, and with vigour.

The technician hits the button causing the machine to vent and hundreds of thousands if not millions in repairs before going home and never working again due to the trauma.

You achieve that peak of human immortality - oral tradition - but it’s limited to a generation or two of nurses.

Three-way RISK to hoard resources, nuclear winter to hail Mary climate, a domed city, and a bunch of women on a spaceship with Elons kids and Y-chromosomes.

Infants can generally support their own neck at six months.

At that point, just based on your description, I personally think a child of that age would be able to either stop lolling their head or fuss if they were uncomfortable unless they were to a point of significant distress.

Depends who you ask.

You my boss? It’s the work. And I was in IT.

Wife? The kids.

Kids? Because I like the smell of White Out^TM.

Just kidding. I don’t actually say those things, I make better jokes but I can’t remember them anymore because my face caught up and nobody asks anymore.

In my case it’s genetic. I started getting greys in my early 20s and was fully grey by 30. This happened to my father. This is seemingly happening to my son. But only one of two biological sons yet the other has curly hair like my father that me and the other platinum child don’t have at all.

Trump

Nope. You’ve been my Lemmy hero since yesterday.

United Russia invasion of Ukraine. Likud genocide in Gaza. Republican invasion of Canada and Greenland. Fucking lol.

11 year old girl kills herself over deportation bullying. Kids die in schools. But the freedom wasn’t enough?

Ahh, like 4 day undies.

Normal

Backwards

Inside out normal

Inside out backwards

NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS.

🚫

More reps.

LONG LIVE THE KING

That’s where discourse is at.

No, you need to learn what hero means again.

How crazy that Americans aren’t embarrassed by this deadly lie.

The best way I could describe Randland (an informal term for The Wheel of Time setting) would be a less dystopian Middle Earth.

It’s a larger and happier - and even more pure in a non-earthly-religions sense. In a good way. But there’s still world ending conflict, it’s just - incoming controversial opinion - better than Middle Earth.

It’s a massive world and worth every word read. It’s a lifelong re-read for me, and I don’t even re-read LoTR.

There is a similarity to Midworld and its relation to Earth in the series, but it would be spoiler-y for me to elaborate.

It’s very much The Hero’s Tale. Village - Adventure - Save the Cat. But it’s how it should be.

Edit: the show is not a place to start. Not slagging it, but it’s incomparable to the books. Best experience is the OG audiobooks narrated by Michael Kramer and Kate Reading, not Amazons re-recorded rights grab.

After the Nazis are back?

No.

The chance at taking freedom and everything from others first.

Edit: that quote and story have disappeared except for some Nigerian news site still on MSN.

Jamie Dimon, grandson of Greek immigrants who had cancer, an aortic dissection (stress?), and returned to work in a remote capacity after surgery due to Covid?

That Jamie Dimon?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Dimon

You could try Truth Social if you’re looking for places where the right to listen and speak aren’t intertwined and representative of the users instead of bias.

Lunar.

Just browse All with New sort and scroll around for a bit. The porn is plentiful.

There are waves through the day, but you’ll get a good picture of all of Lemmy* including how it likes to get down.

* within the confines of your instances federations or whatever.

HP laptop: please remember to log out of your the laptop in case someone else needs to use it.

Edit: Management took offence at the language of the previous memo.