Tip of the Dick? 🍄‍🟫

What kinda blood? Cow? Goat? Human? Chicken? Cornish Game Hen (aka. Pigeon)?

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How about a cake though? Them shits are delicious and require eggs. At least the good ones.

0.3% of US GDP in one image

Knife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.

What do you expect? With the price of eduction these days, these poor mice can’t get the engineering degrees required to make these masterpieces.

They can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.

Or he can reduce the number times he sucks Putin dick from three times times per week days and 8 times on weekends to just 20 times per week. That’ll teach him.

Projecting very hard buddy. Give the phone back to your mommy and go wash your ass between the cheeks. With soap this time.

Looks like Doctor McCoys brother

Depends on what you consider drugs. And high. I’m 2700m above sea level and drinking coffee. Is that what you were thinking numb skull?

She did those “gays” quite dirty tho - her words, not mine - and yes, was sloppy on the dismount.

Ha-wha-ee, yes. The cinematography was spot on. Writing too. The Aussie lad was toxic af tho. Looking forward to S2.

lol Sicily! I’m working on that pasta face right now.

Constellation “Kick Ass” on the horizon!

This was me after the first season of White Lotus.

Ahh that makes more sense

THC Homies?

I don’t remember the word “happy” being relevant when I was teen - late 80s to early 90s - or expecting that hormone driven period to even be that interesting. I understand that my generation had more opportunities to “prosper” but I had to leave my house at 18 yo no question so I also had no choice but to get to it.