This person has sold me on a bigger truck.

A fuck you and all them mother fuckers too vest

I hope they never get the chance

HEY MA! That alien is back again!

Heh. Titicaca.

Doesn’t Kirby’s mouth lead to another dimension?

I use DHL

Many moons ago that was me. Every paycheck id just head out and see what was playing

Forest of SECRET UFO BASES

Meanwhile here in the Midwest the cities are opting to not even continue service because the bus company wants too much. Last I heard four cities had done so in my area. The busses still run their same routes through my city. They just don’t stop.

I miss having a bus. Even tho the nearest stop was about a mile and a half walk.

This is the future.

You already made the sale bro

That’s legally required? Every bike has a light on it by law?

I’d let an alien fuck my brain.

Reminder: they can be killed

THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE IS ITCHY

Girlfriends have naked bubble make out pillow fights. Guys do not.

The distance between the two is enormous.

Like at least a few blocks dude.

Have you ever failed a test so bad you made the news

Two people who were… Large. They ordered quite a bit of food. When they pulled up to the window they had an entire goddamn sheet cake in between them on the seat and they were going to town on it.