This just made me spit my beer and laugh out loud in a pub. Thank you.

This. Your faith is presented as normal when growing up in religious family. As you get older, there is opportunity to question those beliefs and, for some people, you realise those beliefs are mental and insane.

Actually, if the reason is to stick it to Moron Musk then I approve.

Why do people keep referring to X as Twitter?

Worrying that every unexpected pain in your body will be cancer.

After a particular sports event a number of years ago, it was noted that reports of spousal abuse increased significantly that night. This is very sad.

Sheep. Baaa.

Life is sad, and there are fewer options, when you drink decaf. It’s all I can get at work, while the big, sophiscated coffee machine, with all it’s flashy buttons, is dedicated to grinding life giving caffeinated beans to the masses.