Gas stoves without extraction are also a lot more likely to use a liquefied gas fuel (i.e. bottled butane/propane) rather than a plumbed in utility gas mains (typically methane) which makes a big difference in particulate emissions during combustion

Considering how dense radioactive materials typically are (i.e. not likely to disperse in the air as a powder under typical working conditions) you’re talking about some hyperbolic extraction fan there :)

Radioactive particles perhaps but nuclear radiation is not affected by airflow

This joke works on so many levels

Werewolf? London by any chance?

That’s why people say Scouse and Manc (not to be confused with Manx)